Mi Fang: I’ll Guard Jingzhou for Lord Guan!

Mi Bing was an office worker in the modern world who accidentally transmigrated back to 219, during the Three Kingdoms era, into the body of Mi Fang, a useless “general.” From the start, he was saddled with a lovely wife, Lady Wang, a fifteen-year-old son, and the entire invading army of Eastern Wu. What will he choose to do? This book features a wealth of beautiful illustrations…

“Damn it!” Huang Chengyan let loose a string of curses.

“I was so close, and I still lost!” He flung the chess pieces to the ground and cursed under his breath.

“Zhuge, you little brat… I’m your father-in-law! You’re a grown man, so why are you still so competitive? Has my daughter, Huang Yueying, not been taking good care of you?”

He could hardly have picked a worse subject. At the mention of Huang Yueying, Zhuge Liang flew into a rage.

Zhuge Liang thought to himself:

“You old bastard!

You’ve gone too far!

What was it the matchmaker told me back then?

‘Xiangyang has Yueying, with fair skin and long legs.’

But when I lifted her red wedding veil to let a pig see her face,

‘Yamete!’ She was ‘less than six chi tall, a four-inch nail of a man, and skin like bark…’

I was so frightened that I couldn’t perform for half my life. It wasn’t until I was over forty that Liu Bei’s imperial physician finally fixed me up.

I had to exhaust every last drop of my essence just to have one son, that idiot Zhuge Zhan…

Old man, you’re quite the master of playing hard to get. I’ll just have to keep beating you! That’s the only way to soothe the grudge I’ve held all these years!”

Still, in public, Zhuge Liang knew how to behave.

He clasped his hands and apologized repeatedly. “Father-in-law, I’m terribly sorry. I’ll even give you a rook this game…”

“You might as well tie my hands and feet and let me beat you…”

[No System and no cheats for the first 46 chapters] + [Characters act believably] + [A modest protagonist halo]