The Nation's Doomed from the Start? First, I'll Cuddle My Consort and Take a Nap
开局就要亡国？先搂着妃子睡一觉
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- Ongoing
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- 784k Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical & Ancient
- Updated
- 10d ago
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Political Intrigue, High Quality, Historical
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A twisting, suspenseful plot, a protagonist who's not an idiot, and something I can learn from while reading. Ideally, it should be close to real history.
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The protagonist and the emperor are brothers, and the protagonist wields immense power. Everyday comedy.
High-IQ Historical Transmigration, Rich Historical Atmosphere, and Fixing Historical Regrets
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Historical power fantasies with a System.
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No System, no System, no System. Thanks, everyone.
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A unified empire.
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This book is excellent! It's a lighthearted and humorous historical fantasy about war of wits and power. There are no annoying system-based stories, and no transmigrators who are all military geniuses or historians. It's simply about an ordinary person who transmigrates into the body of a seemingly incompetent but actually cunning and ruthless emperor.
Interesting, pay attention to logic
Historical novels without a systematic structure are more interesting. Having received a modern education is already a huge advantage. This book is written with a high level of rigor, unlike mindless wish-fulfillment novels.
I didn't enjoy reading the historical fiction, but the humorous stories were quite interesting.
This is more like what a normal modern person would do if they traveled through time.
It's clear the author put in a lot of effort.
A very good historical article
It's not bad, at least there's no system.
While some details are hard to scrutinize, overall it's alright.
It's really good. After reading it, I reread the parts I hadn't read carefully. The author writes very well.