New Year’s blind date, and I run into a gold digger. You ordered all those expensive dishes? Think I’m your sucker? I’d rather treat a punk girl to dinner than you!
Bound to the [New Year Cashback System]: the more I spend, the more I get back!
I bring two punk girls home and pretend they’re my girlfriends, only to get an unexpected bonus?!
Annoying relatives? One slap should do it.
Irritating neighbors? They get two slaps!
A troublemaking boss? I’ll just buy your lousy company outright, and you’ll still owe me money!
The punk girls’ enemies? Picking on them means picking on me!
New Year’s is for having fun and enjoying yourself.
Whoever messes with me, gets kicked.
Huh? I only wanted to make money, so why are both punk girls saying they like me?
