I Want to Quit the Entertainment Industry, So Why Is the National Team Forcing Me to Perform at the Spring Festival Gala at Gunpoint? cover

I Want to Quit the Entertainment Industry, So Why Is the National Team Forcing Me to Perform at the Spring Festival Gala at Gunpoint?

想退圈，国家队拿枪逼我上春晚？

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4mo ago
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Synopsis

Xiao Zhihan transmigrated.

After working himself to death in his previous life, all he wants this time, with Earth's music library at his disposal, is to be a laid-back cooking god who spends his days by the stove and keeps his wife well fed and plump.

But who could have guessed that when his wife returned to the stage on Singer, the judges would mock her for lip-syncing?

Seeing his wife wipe away tears, Xiao Zhihan untied his apron. “I'm done pretending. It's time to come clean.”

At the challenger round, one performance of “The Moon on My Left Hand”; at the concert, one performance of “A Hard-to-Read Scripture.” He left a hundred thousand fans who wanted to sing along speechless on the spot!

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