Honghuang: What Proper Immortal Would Bother Cultivating?

The Dao Ancestor becomes a Sage, and Zixiao Palace opens. Luo Qi transmigrates into a piece of jade at the foot of Buzhou Mountain. Just after taking human form, his own System screws him over: its high-dimensional energy overloads, wiping out all its core functions and leaving behind only a pitiful little stat panel. In the Primordial World, where anything can destroy the heavens and the earth, he decisively gives up on proper cultivation. Instead, he develops an innate earth-escape technique for professional home invasions, trading stolen treasures with the various clans for spells and incantations. Watch this chatterbox, who restores his health by adding points and never cultivates properly, turn petty theft into an unconventional path to the Dao.