On My Second Day of Retirement, the System Forced Me to Go to Kindergarten

Add it to your bookshelf so you don't lose track of it. It gets better and better as it goes on: comedy, laugh-out-loud gags, and all the satire you could want!

You'll laugh like a pig, then feel a pang of sadness, and then laugh again.

A hilarious kindergarten story with a genius System: funny, invincible, and gloriously brainless. This year, I'm 64 years old plus 366 days.

Tang Zhi looked at the 5,000 yuan pension payment that had just landed in his bank account. He was about to head to the park and tease Auntie Zhang's parrot when a sudden, urgent suona blast rang in his head (BGM).

System: “Ding! The Ultimate Genius Cultivation System has detected that the Host is in their golden developmental years. Binding successful!” Tang Zhi: “Development? What part of me is developing? My prostate?” System: “Beginner quest: Make Your Mark! Place first in the entrance interview at Blue Sky Kindergarten tomorrow morning. Reward: Intelligence +10, one Marrow-Cleansing Pill (can cure chronic leg pain). [Failure penalty: The System will reclaim the pill's effects and make the Host perform the ‘Paradise of Happiness’ square dance for a whole month.]” Tang Zhi: “System, have you considered that at my age, they might think I'm applying for a security guard job?”

The next day, Tang Zhi carried a canvas bag embroidered with “Serve the People” and mingled among a group of snot-nosed toddlers, his sharp eyes fixed on a basket of Lego bricks.

A child beside him asked, “Grandpa, are you here to pick up your grandson?” Tang Zhi gave a cold laugh. “No. I'm here to teach you all how to behave.”