【Invincible from the start + Cthulhu + cultivation + overblown assumptions + no pointless self-inflicted stress】
Lu Zhan transmigrates into a cultivation world where spiritual energy has mutated and everything looks bizarre.
The good news: He’s invincible, and he has a System.
The bad news: He’s invincible, so the System is useless.
【System: The old Taoist ahead wants to bare his heart to you. Host, use your silver tongue to win him over.】
Lu Zhan looks at the stinking, writhing chunks of flesh scattered across the ground. “He exploded after looking at me for a second.
So which pile am I supposed to win over?”
A bystander drops to his knees in terror. “My God! That’s the forbidden Death Light, a supreme law that annihilates body and soul with just one glance!
The Demon Lu didn’t even blink. Is he mocking the will of Heaven?!”
Lu Zhan rubs his eyes and grumbles, “Whose kid is shining a laser pointer in my eyes? Have they no manners?”
In the eyes of the world, he has long since become an indescribable being walking among mortals.
A peach pit he casually tossed away turns into an ancient species capable of devouring gods and demons;
A painting he doodled out of boredom becomes the ultimate sealing formation for an ancient Demon Venerable;
He just wants someone to spar with, but a max-level Sword God’s heart of the Way shatters on the spot, and he kneels to beg for mercy.
Lu Zhan: “I’m really just an ordinary mortal who happens to be a little lucky!”
That’s what he shyly says in an interview.
