Great Wei’s Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years: From the Start, I Confiscate Estates and Make the Empress Cry

After transmigrating to Great Wei, Su Ci became the powerful chief eunuch of the Western Depot, the “Nine-Thousand-Year-Old” (a fake eunuch).

He awakened the [Overzealous Execution System]: imperial orders would always be carried out, with their effects amplified ten thousandfold!

The empress wanted to use him as a blade, but it proved too sharp to rein in and ended up tearing a hole in the heavens!

The empress said, “Su Ci, the Minister of Revenue has been getting out of line. Go and teach him a lesson.”

The next day, Su Ci presented a bloodstained memorial. “Your Majesty, the Minister of Revenue plotted a rebellion. I have exterminated his entire clan and confiscated his estate. Here is the inventory.”

The empress’s hands trembled. “I... I only meant for you to dock his pay!!”

The empress said, “Su Ci, the Northern Barbarians are massing at the border. Go and intimidate them.”

Three days later, Su Ci returned to the capital carrying the Northern Barbarian chieftain’s head. “Your Majesty, the barbarians have been wiped out and our territory has expanded by thirty thousand li. Please take possession!”

The empress clutched her head in despair. “I told you to defend the tower! Who told you to destroy their crystal core?!”

The whole court trembled. “Please, Your Majesty, stop issuing orders. Su Ci really will kill them!”

Su Ci spread his hands helplessly. “What can I say? I’m simply this devoted to Your Majesty’s service (a little too devoted).”