[Snatching Fortunes] [Tormenting Tang San] [The Best Big Brother] Su Yun transmigrates into Douluo and binds himself to the [God-Tier Fortune-Snatching System].
As long as he gets to Tang San's opportunities first, he can earn rewards with a hundredfold critical multiplier!
Looking at Tang San, who is malnourished and even a little nearsighted, Su Yun tearfully devises a meticulous “training (and conning)” plan.
[About Food]
Su Yun takes away the rice, leaving behind the rice water. “Xiao San, rice is murky energy. Rice water is the essence! I'll take on that murky energy for you, so you can cultivate an immaculate body!”
Tang San is moved to tears. “Big Brother is even willing to damage his own foundation for my sake!”
[About Cultivation]
Su Yun absorbs all the purple qi, covers his eyes, and cries out in agony. “Ah! This purple qi is poisonous! Xiao San, close your eyes! I'll shield you!”
Tang San is horrified. “If Big Brother hadn't risked his life to save me, I would have lost my eyes!”
[About Martial Souls]
Su Yun holds the Clear Sky Hammer down with all his might. “Don't move! This is a nuclear-radiation hammer. If you take it out, your whole body will rot! Only my jar can barely suppress it!”
Tang San falls to his knees and kowtows. “Thank you, Big Brother, for saving my life. I'll never use this hammer again!”
[About Xiao Wu]
Su Yun drapes a blanket over Xiao Wu. “Xiao San, there's too much radiation in your body. Sleep on the floor and ground yourself to get rid of the toxins! Leave Sister Xiao Wu in my care!”
Years later, Su Yun has Bibi Dong in his left arm and Qian Renxue in his right, with the Divine Realm beneath his feet.
Meanwhile, the deified Tang San stands guard at the gate, proudly declaring, “The Supreme God King Su Yun was my own big brother. Back then, he took on every hardship in my place!”
