The Entire Court Urges Me Not to Cultivate Immortality, While Myriad Dynasties Beg Me to Teach Them My Techniques

[Sky Screen] + [Alternate world] + [Comedy] + [Livestream across the dynasties] + [High-energy cultivation with a twist] Good news: My name is Gao Ming, and I've become an emperor, ruler over all, with three thousand beauties in my harem. Bad news: I mistakenly thought this was a cultivation world and became obsessed with cultivation and the art of immortality. To placate me, my ministers made up all sorts of cultivation methods, techniques, pills, formations, spiritual treasures... Even worse: Some heartless immortal set up a [Sky Screen]. Whenever I neglect food and sleep, stumbling along and figuring out cultivation one step at a time, the Sky Screen broadcasts everything to the emperors of every dynasty! And so, everything changed. Ying Zheng sneered: “A mere mortal thinks he can become an immortal?” Liu Che scoffed: “Utterly ridiculous!” Old Eighth slapped the table: “If he actually succeeds in cultivating, I'll wash my hair standing on my head!” But when Gao Ming held the Nine Revolutions Star Scripture and summoned celestial phenomena, the emperors of every dynasty collectively lost it. “Did this foolish emperor really succeed in cultivation?”