Demon Slayer: I Was Forced Into Blind Dates and Became a Husband

[Comedy and meme references, Gintama crashing the party, an unconventional System, forced to play along] My name is Yashi Gin. I’m a transmigrator who just wants to slack off, and my dream is to hole up in my “Anything-but-Work Shop” until the end of time.

But my gangster father, Yashizaki Shin, has other ideas. He’s determined to make me “start a new life” through marriage. He even kidnapped me and threatened me with a table full of sweets to make me go on a blind date!

Forced to play along, I went to the date in despair, only to find that the person sitting across from me was none other than the food-loving Love Hashira, Mitsuri Kanroji!

Author, come out here. We need to talk about your life choices!

Before I could recover from the panic of wondering whether the original couple’s fans would come after me, a bizarre System crashed into my life: [Perfect Husband System].

System, you don’t sound quite right.

Sure enough, its first “Perfect Husband” role model was Emiya Kiritsugu, a man willing to sacrifice everything for “justice.”

I looked at the template, then at Miss Mitsuri, whose smile was sweet and appetite astonishing, then at the initial ability the System had given me, which was clearly from a completely different genre…

“System, are you sure using ‘Time Alter’ to snatch discounted sweets and applying the principles of ‘Origin Bullets’ to improve a soba recipe will make me a ‘Perfect Husband’? Or will Miss Mitsuri’s stomach, along with her possible suitors, send me straight on a trip down the Sanzu River?”

My dad’s threats to marry me off, the System’s broken missions, its absurd “role model” advice, and a “potential marriage partner” I have absolutely no chance of handling…

I just want to quietly slack off. Why is that so hard?!