Great Tang: I Started Coughing Blood and Scared Li Shimin Out of His Mind

Li Wuyou transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Shimin’s eldest son, who had been lost outside the palace.

He awakens the Cultivation and Longevity System. As long as he refuses to overwork himself and takes life easy, he can gain longevity and divine rewards.

To live forever and keep enjoying his leisure, Li Wuyou decides to play the part of a sickly man who might topple over in a gust of wind.

Attend court? No, it’ll drain my vital energy!

Review memorials? No, it’ll wear me out and shorten my life!

And so, Chang’an gains a carefree prince who “pants three times after every step.”

Li Wuyou thinks he can lie flat, but things gradually take a strange turn…

He casually draws a circle to grow crops and stay healthy, but it yields potatoes producing ten thousand jin per mu. Li Shimin weeps: “My son strained his sickly body to find divine grain for the Tang! My heart aches!”

To keep people from disturbing him, he has the Snow Dragon Cavalry, rewarded by the System, guard his gate. The officials are stunned: “His Highness understands all under heaven without ever leaving home. He must be a reincarnated military genius!”

The Turks invade? Li Wuyou coughs once. “You’re too loud.” With a wave of his hand, he wipes out a whole nation.

Looking upon an age of prosperity where every nation comes to pay tribute, Li Shimin weeps with emotion: “You surpass Chengqian, you surpass Ke’er. The throne can belong to no one but you!”

With his own father closing in step by step, Li Wuyou panics!

He immediately pulls out a handful of Life-Prolonging Pills and stuffs them into Li Shimin’s mouth.

“Father! You’re still in your prime. You’d better keep the throne for yourself! Your son really can’t (keep pretending he’s) going (any longer)!”