A Blind-Date Disaster: The More She Mocks Me, the More Cash I Get

[Urban] [System] [Tycoon] [Multiple Heroines] [Mindless Power Fantasy]

After three months of unemployment, Jiang Bei was so broke his pockets were cleaner than his face. Forced into a blind date, he was cursed out by a gold-digger: “You’re a penniless loser! Why are you even on a blind date? Get lost!”

[Ding! The Mockery Cashback System has successfully bound to you!]

The rules are simple and brutal: the harsher the mockery, the higher the cashback multiplier.

At least ten times cashback, with no upper limit.

A chain of System missions drops one after another, each with a time limit. Fail, and the System unbinds, sending you back to being a broke nobody with no chance to turn things around!

Phase One: Make a gold-digger, an ambitious intellectual, and a spoiled mama’s boy fall for you!

Phase Two: Get them to chase you relentlessly, fighting over you and tearing into each other!

Phase Three: Unlock the ultimate level of devotion: they refuse to marry anyone but you and cling to you without shame!

There are also missions tied to affection levels. Meet the requirements and get 1,000 times cashback, making it easy to double a fortune worth hundreds of millions!

Bonus divine skill, [Mockery Jinx]: Whoever mocks you will embarrass themselves on the spot!

Call you poor, and she loses her job that very instant. Say you’re a loser, and she’ll trip and fall flat on her face!

From now on, Jiang Bei deliberately goes where there are plenty of people to get insulted, spending as little as possible, putting on the richest airs, and making the biggest fools of his critics!

Watch a poor boy grow rich by being mocked, enjoy the company of beautiful women, and rise to become Jiang City’s number-one Tycoon!