The Slytherin Snake and the Ravenclaw Dork

Name: The Slytherin Snake and the Ravenclaw Dork
Author: Three Chubby Orange Cats

斯莱特林的毒蛇与拉文克劳的呆瓜

by Three Chubby Orange Cats (三条胖橘)

Status: Completed
Length: 315k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 8mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Strong but airheaded heroine x a vicious, half-dead Snape at the beginning]

[Love and being loved, saving and being saved]

#A slow, steady romance

The heroine is an airhead who only knows how to say “Oh,” “Mm,” “Sure,” and “Okay.” She'll gradually start talking more (maybe).

The male lead is Snape, who nearly died in the Shrieking Shack.

There's an age gap.

The heroine, Lyla, was once Snape's student. When they meet, she's twenty and he's thirty-eight.

#The characters will absolutely be out of character. If that bothers you, feel free to leave. Maybe we'll meet again in another story.

#This Snape might turn into a bit of a green tea type. 🍵

[Little scenes:

1. Snape: “Why did you save me?”

Lyla: “I have a strong sense of morality.”

2. He was restless in his sleep, haunted by nightmares. When Snape woke again, he found himself lying in Lyla's arms. She looked at him and suddenly said, “The strap on my pajamas broke. You pulled it off.”

He froze, then looked at her shoulder and noticed a bite mark on her chest.

Lyla followed his gaze and looked down, then glanced back at him. “Did we fight? You scratched and bit me.”

“Mm... I had a nightmare...” He paused. “Does it hurt?”

“You should apologize.”

Unsure what to do, he lowered his head and kissed her cheek.

“My face isn't injured.” Lyla put a finger to his forehead and pushed him back. She had meant for him to kiss the bite mark.

He hesitated, then looked at his own wound and gritted out a response. “S-sorry... Are you happy now?”

...Lyla couldn't help laughing.

Only then did Snape realize she'd been teasing him.]

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103Chapters

1.5kReads · 30 days

51kReads · all time

274Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.5Score

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I came across this book from another one by the author. Well, the author is very good at uncovering Snape's hidden traits; he really is quite spoiled. My impression of Snape is that he is the type who can accept the kind of love that is persistent and relentless (you can check out the author's other book, which I highly recommend), and he can also be moved by gentle yet steadfast protection (in…
17 likes9mo ago
This is the first time I've read a Snape fanfic set after the Great War! Haha, it's very economical with the setting. Almost the entire plot is written in the heroine's house. The first half of the book is about Snape getting injured and wanting to die repeatedly, and the heroine saving him time and time again, during which their relationship develops.
12 likes6mo ago
A truly delightful book. Both the character of the villain and the female lead are so captivating. It's so good, I need more updates! The part about recovering from injuries was really insightful; the struggle and responsibility are so heavy and torturous. Everything will be alright, both babies need to be well (๑`･ᴗ･´๑)
12 likes9mo ago
Oops, so delicious! 😋😋😋 Although I'm a 4i and don't really like romance novels, this didn't make me feel uncomfortable at all. Plus, the female lead is so gentle; I agree that she and Snape should be together! 🤓🤓🤓😋😋😋
10 likes9mo ago
Hehe, I came from Big Yellow Girl's book review, hahaha, it's so good!!!
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It's a top-quality product! Buy with confidence! I've always felt that SS has a self-destructive tendency, the kind that even ten unicorns couldn't pull back! Coupled with his awkward and prideful personality, he's definitely a twisted snake who won't listen to reason or emotion!
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Reading this story has a bittersweet opening, followed by a warm and healing finish, but also carries a hint of understated sorrow. The beginning was truly heartbreaking for Si Jiaojiao; the author's detailed descriptions really touched me. But Si Jiaojiao has found Leila who will love him, and a warm sun to shine upon and comfort him. Yes, it's a wonderfully bittersweet version of Si Jiaojiao.
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A really good postwar story, super heartwarming 🥺🥺🥺🥺, it made my heart melt~ Severus deserves the best 😢😢😢😢😢
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Meibao: Family, I found an injured and sensitive little snake, and he wants to come home with me!
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A divine product, a divine product indeed! (╯‵□′)╯┴─┴ This is the first time I've read a post-war Stalinist article. Stalinist has gained his light. He's a gentle Stalinist! Cheers! [￣▽￣)~* (I think that although Stankov has some self-destructive tendencies, he probably won't commit suicide, but everyone's here to read fanfiction anyway~ (￣▽￣~)~)
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