Good news: Ji Chang obtained the [Everything Blind Box Accelerator], which lets him control time and speed up anything!
Bad news: This ability is completely out of control, with a mind of its own and a tendency to pick on the weak. Its side effects include extreme hunger and mortifying public embarrassment!
Scene One: Hospital Horror
His friend’s wife was two weeks pregnant. Ji Chang had a thought, and [Ding], she went into labor instantly!
The baby weighed seven jin and eight liang, blasting into the world like a rocket. Zhang Dazhuang was dumbfounded on the spot.
A smart-mouthed blond punk provoked him. Ji Chang flew into a rage, and [Ding], the punk’s clothes instantly disintegrated, revealing his SpongeBob underwear. He fled in total humiliation! (Bystanders: Hahahaha, what a flasher!)
Scene Two: Supermarket Showdown
Ji Chang was so hungry he was going berserk and wanted to grab some discounted eggs. [Ding], the shopping cart turned into a bolt of lightning, smashed into the shelves, and left Ji Chang buried beneath a mountain of instant noodles! (Su Muqing: That idiot who got buried trying to grab eggs?)
Afterward, he subdued a thief and unexpectedly received a commemorative banner and a cash reward, only to be wanted throughout the city as the “Guardian Angel of the People.”
Xiao Tiance provoked him. Ji Chang grew annoyed, and [Ding], Xiao Tiance’s magic formation went haywire, sending a pillar of light soaring into the sky! (Ji Chang: You call that one ten-thousandth of its power?!)
Scene Three: Auction House Brawl
A young woman from the Southern Border showed off her figure. Purely out of curiosity, Ji Chang triggered [Ding], and her D-cup chest instantly shrank to an A! (Girl: Aah! Where did my mountains go?!)
After Ji Chang “tied up” Lin Qingyan, she treated him to “targeted kinetic therapy.” The S-rank campus beauty took him on two-on-one! (Lin Qingyan: Ji Chang, just you wait!)
But when Su Muqing died for him, Ji Chang’s blind-box ability finally awakened its true power. It reversed time and space, and resonated with the future.
Zhulong: That kid is a living nuclear bomb nobody can predict!
