My Little Five-Year-Old Is Giving His Dad a Splitting Headache

Xiao Beibei, the goddess of war who tore zombies apart with her bare hands in the apocalypse, has been reborn as the only daughter of Xiao Zhenguo, a military district commander in the 1960s. Looking at her own petite, doll-like reflection in the mirror, Beibei sighed. In this life, she just wanted to be a pampered couch potato. Unfortunately, her father was busy with official duties, her awful relatives had taken over the family home, and they even planned to find her a mean stepmother. On the very first day her “new mom” moved in, she laid down the rules: “Beibei, go sweep the floor. From now on, you’ll be waiting on the adults.” Beibei tilted her head and replied in a babyish voice, “Auntie, my hand slipped. I can’t hear you.” The next second, she swung a solid-wood dining table weighing a hundred kilos with one hand and smashed it to pieces beside her stepmother, cracking the floorboards. Looking at her stepmother, who had wet herself with fright, and her relatives, who were trembling all over, Beibei blinked innocently. “Oops, I used just a tiny bit too much strength.”