Behind the Scenes, Starting with Slimes

[Behind the Scenes, Villain Protagonist, Ensemble Cast, System, Role-Playing, Leveling Up]

[Warning! This is a new author practicing their craft! The stats are messy, the pacing is odd, the characters may go off the rails, and the plot is chaotic. But the author is open to feedback and will patch things up as needed!]

You are a slime, and you have the skills [Fission, Devour, Mimic]

Now, go forth and rule the world!

Opening act: Huh? Me?