The Cultivation Prodigy's Lie-Flat Life

> I was the last cultivation-obsessed workaholic in the cultivation world.

> Yet I joined the universally recognized laziest sect in the entire cultivation world, the "Lie-Down-and-Become-Immortal Sect."

> The entrance test was how long you could sleep in, and the highest cultivation method was "You can improve your cultivation even while lying down."

> Today, the sect leader called me over. "Disciple, I read the stars last night. Tomorrow... remember to bring a pillow."

> I was shocked. "Are we under attack? Do we have to stay up all night preparing for battle?"

> The sect leader rolled over and yawned. "No, the sect's only diligent rooster..."

> "...finally died of old age. Starting tomorrow, remember to roll over at sunrise so you can get an even tan."