Sudden Death Douluo: My Golden Dragon Staff Is the Cure for Dissent

I woke up from a sudden death sleep to find myself transmigrated to the Douluo Continent as a second-generation Soul Master. With both parents alive and a fortune to his name, I thought I could finally relax and enjoy a life of luxury. Until the day I awakened my Martial Soul at age six—where was the promised Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex? What's with this glittering golden staff? Even more absurdly, my staff can actually eat Soul Skills like snacks? "Tang San, your Blue Silver Grass looks pretty good!" "Xiao Wu, can I have another serving of your Soft Skill?" Watching my opponents from all the advanced Soul Master academies across the continent cry their eyes out in the bathroom, I scratched my head: "Actually, I just want to be a quiet foodie!"