Rule Horror: My Bizarre Brothers Help Me Soar

Warning: This is a brainless wish-fulfillment story, the kind that’s pure, over-the-top wish fulfillment. If that’s not your thing, move along! / No heroine / No romance

Su Xia is invincible! The ancient sages of Huaxia are invincible!!!

The paranormal descends, plunging the entire world into rule-based horror.

Chosen players from every country fight for their lives, but Longguo’s Su Xia is in a league of his own.

When he faces the Slit-Mouthed Woman, he offers her lipstick: “Sis, your makeup’s smudged.”

When Sadako crawls out of the TV, he adjusts the antenna: “Bro, if the signal’s bad, just lie down a little longer.”

As a hundred ghosts sweep over Tokyo Tower and Satan’s projection looms over the White House,

with every nation in despair, they see this on Longguo’s livestream:

Behind Su Xia, Confucius plays the qin, Laozi rides an ox, Guan Yu brandishes his blade, and Wukong scratches his head...

He scratches his cheek sheepishly.

“Uh, I’ve got quite a few brothers, and... they’re all pretty good fighters.”