Rule Horror: My Bizarre Brothers Help Me Soar

Warning: This is a brainless wish-fulfillment story, the kind that’s pure, over-the-top wish fulfillment. If that’s not your thing, move along! / No heroine / No romance Su Xia is invincible! The ancient sages of Huaxia are invincible!!! The paranormal descends, plunging the entire world into rule-based horror. Chosen players from every country fight for their lives, but Longguo’s Su Xia is in a league of his own. When he faces the Slit-Mouthed Woman, he offers her lipstick: “Sis, your makeup’s smudged.” When Sadako crawls out of the TV, he adjusts the antenna: “Bro, if the signal’s bad, just lie down a little longer.” As a hundred ghosts sweep over Tokyo Tower and Satan’s projection looms over the White House, with every nation in despair, they see this on Longguo’s livestream: Behind Su Xia, Confucius plays the qin, Laozi rides an ox, Guan Yu brandishes his blade, and Wukong scratches his head... He scratches his cheek sheepishly. “Uh, I’ve got quite a few brothers, and... they’re all pretty good fighters.”