My Videos Shocked the Ancients

Xi Qing is an ordinary college student whose favorite way to unwind is sprawling across his dorm room and scrolling through short videos. Then one day, a thing called the [Shared System of Ten Thousand Dynasties] suddenly bound itself to him, though he had no idea. Every video he watched was broadcast in real time across the skies of every dynasty throughout history. Qin Shi Huang watched a food-review video featuring crispy whole roast pig, silently swallowed his saliva, then turned to Li Si. “Find me a chef who can make this.” Zhu Yuanzhang came across “Essential Skills for Time Travelers: Salt Making, Iron Smelting, and Growing Potatoes” and summoned the Ministry of Works in the middle of the night. “Learn this! The Ming must not fall behind!” When Kangxi saw the words “isolationism” in “A Rundown of Why Dynasties Throughout History Fell,” the teacup in his hand hit the floor and shattered. After Li Bai watched the catchy rap version of “Learn ‘Bring in the Wine’ in Ten Minutes,” he picked up his brush, then put it down again. “People of later generations are even wilder than I am.”