I Win Tsunade from the Start, and My Intel Is Better Than Yours

[Multiple Heroines] + [Fen Jue] + [Wild Imagination] + [Laid-Back Daily Life]

[Host Jiraiya, today's intelligence has been refreshed!]

[1. Twenty li southeast of the village, there is a secret laboratory underground containing a small number of Hashirama cell samples.]

[2. Shizune will graduate from the Ninja Academy without a hitch.]

[3. The most discreet spot for peeping into the women's bathhouse today is…]

Looking at the intelligence system in his mind, Jiraiya wore a dazed expression.

Just a moment ago, he had been reading a dirty comic. How had he suddenly ended up here?

And he'd transmigrated into Jiraiya, of all people. What was up with that last piece of intelligence? And who was this woman beating me up?

“System, you've got me all wrong!”

Just as he was at a loss for what to think, the beginner's gift pack left him completely stunned: Fen Jue!

Many years later

Pain: Old man, hand over Fen Jue!

Jiraiya: The waters here are too deep. You can't handle them.

Naruto: Sensei, is there some deeper reason you're absorbing Kurama's chakra like this?

Jiraiya: Uh… I'm doing it so you can train better.

Put points into Fen Jue!

Pain: My pain is greater than yours!

Jiraiya: My intelligence is greater than yours!

I've made my way in the world with just three things: intelligence, intelligence, and more intelligence!

The Medical Cauldron Scroll refines the Evil-Slaying Art; the Three Legendary Sannin all hail from Konoha.

Tsunade has her bloodline to rely on, and Orochimaru grows stronger through research. I rely on intelligence to turn the future around!

I am Jiraiya, and I am writing a tale of my own, full of chivalry and tenderness!