“Your Highness, what is that? This old servant has never seen anything like it!”
“This is a new milk tea I invented! Want a sip?”
This old servant begs you, please stop shaking it!
What are you afraid of? This is Three Kingdoms Kill: Tang Edition! This is Landlord: Tang Edition! I came up with them all. Hurry and find some people. I can't play by myself! Oh, right, I also have Werewolf: Tang Edition. Go invite Second Brother, along with Fang Xuanling and Zhangsun Wuji! I want to watch them play!
Isn't this just giving up and coasting? There’s no way to beat the odds anyway! I've been a workhorse my whole life, so I deserve a vacation! No more rat race! Let the Crown Prince lead the way in slacking off!