[System] [Invincible] [Scheming] [Hilarious] [No Goody-Two-Shoes] [Everyone's a Villain]
“Please, all you mighty experts, do me a favor and kill me! Whoever manages it can have the billions in my storage ring!”
After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Ning Que has his dantian crippled by his clan from the start and is tossed into a muddy pit to die. Just when he thinks his life is over, he awakens the
[Damage Conversion System]! Anything that can't kill him will only make him stronger!
[Suffer a critical physical hit], Conversion successful! His body becomes a saint's, impervious to harm!
[Drink an ancient poison], Conversion successful! His cultivation surges, and he becomes immune to all poisons!
[Struck by heavenly lightning], Conversion successful! He awakens a thunder god physique and can conjure lightning with his bare hands!
And so, the cultivation world's whole vibe changes. Other cultivators in danger: Run! Run for your lives! Ning Que in danger: Come on! Don't hold back! Hit me as hard as you can! What, haven't you eaten?
Prodigy of a great sect: “This sword of mine can split mountains and sever rivers!” Ning Que: “That's it? You can't even scratch my scalp. Go back and train some more.”
Peerless poison king: “A single touch of my poison is fatal!” Ning Que: “Tastes nice, a little sweet. Got any more? Bring me two bottles for a midnight snack.”
Ning Que: “I'm not picking on anyone in particular. I'm saying everyone here... gives the weakest massages!”
(The synopsis doesn't do it justice. Head straight to the story! This book is the cure for anyone who thinks they're tough, and it'll make your scalp tingle with excitement!)
I haven't heard such a funny novel in a long time.