My Enemy Kicked Me into the Cycle of Reincarnation, and a Puppy-Like Guy Tried to Scam a Tycoon

“Who could possibly be the cultivation world’s greatest genius if not me, Su Tiantian?” She says it every day, but the next moment, she suffers a crushing defeat: someone kicks her into the cycle of reincarnation, and she turns into a dog. It’s the greatest humiliation of her entire cultivation career! The little dog has barely crawled out of the reincarnation path when she finds herself a master with an icy demeanor. He scolds her as a “fool,” and she bristles, ready to attack. Then someone tells her that this is her beloved childhood friend, Brother Han! Su Tiantian is stunned. Hands on her hips, she fires back, “Bullshit! Brother Han loves me too much to ever call me a filthy little dog, grab me by the scruff of the neck, or pour cold water on me! You fake, stinking iceberg, don’t think you can fool me!” As the argument rages on, a man in black robes who looks human enough comes over to brag about stealing the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill she spent three months refining. Su Tiantian is furious and is just about to attack when she learns that the man is the King of Hell! Su Tiantian’s intolerance for stupidity kicks in, and she immediately loses it. “So what if you’re the King of Hell? You stole my pill and you’re bragging about it? You’re a scumbag and an idiot. You deserve a beating!” With that, she gives him a thorough thrashing, leaving him curled up and wailing, his face bruised and swollen. Before she can finish beating him, a chubby little ball suddenly hugs her leg and calls her “Mommy” in a babyish voice. Su Tiantian’s brain shuts down. She waves her hands frantically. “Impossible! Even if I end up alone for the rest of my life, I could never have a son this stupid! I don’t accept it. I refuse to accept it even if you beat me to death!” Caught between her childhood friend the iceberg who now treats her like a stranger, and the idiot King of Hell she beat up who turns out to be her own foolish son, the cultivation world’s greatest genius, who can’t stand stupidity, begins a life of insulting people and beating up idiots.