After Seeing the Comments, I Left Liu Bei Bald

Bad news: I transmigrated to the end of the Han Dynasty and became a county commandant who's useless in a fight.

Good news: I can see the scrolling comments, and I specialize in swindling Liu Bei!

In this world, a Martial God can shatter mountains with one punch, while a strategist can sever a dynasty's fate with a single plan!

Shang Hui awakens the [Super God Scrolling Comment System]. As long as he wrecks Liu Bei's composure, he can steal the fortune of an emperor:

[Ding! Exposed the imperial uncle's identity, stole 500 Fortune points!]

[Ding! Stole the Oath of the Peach Garden, Zhang Fei's affection MAX!]

While Liu Bei is still making straw sandals, Shang Hui already commands the Five Tiger Generals and has the greatest strategists at his feet.

Shang Hui: “Xuande, hand over that emperor's destiny of yours!”

Looking at Shang Hui in maxed-out divine gear, Liu Bei cries himself into a faint in the restroom. “That was all mine! Those were all my lines!”