My Cultivation Is Being Livestreamed: Master, Please Stop Explaining

[Livestream + Taoist descends the mountain + Invincible System + Action-packed from start to finish + Believe in science] Lin Xingxing binds to the [Taoism Promotion System]. He plans to live in seclusion at a dilapidated mountain temple, but an outdoor streamer, Zhao Qiankun, accidentally reveals him with his drone! Atop a towering cliff, he carries a hundred jin of spring water in one hand and moves like a phantom, performing a real-life “Cloud Ladder Walk”! The whole internet is stunned: “Reverend, are you even human? That was clearly lightness skill!” Lin Xingxing waves his hand calmly. “Everyone needs to believe in science. This is just a perfect combination of gravitational potential energy and leg muscles.” Camping in the wilderness, he flicks his whisk and casually draws a circle. Venomous snakes and wild beasts run into an invisible wall and dare not approach! Netizens fall to their knees. “That’s clearly a barrier that traps everything within a boundary! Reverend, quit pretending!” Lin Xingxing answers with a perfectly straight face. “It’s biology. Special mineral powder interferes with the heat-sensing abilities of snakes.” With one hand, he strokes a dying stray dog. Its shattered bones heal in an instant, and the dead dog becomes a divine hound! The whole internet erupts. “Resurrection? Miraculous healing? That’s freaking immortal magic!” Lin Xingxing doesn’t even blink. “I know a little veterinary medicine. Stimulating cell regeneration is basic practice.” Starting out from Qingfeng Mountain, Lin Xingxing sets off on a rugged walking pilgrimage, accompanied by a goofy, chubby streamer and a clever yellow dog. He cures the whole internet’s insomnia by striking a ritual chime, shatters everyone’s worldview with a standing exercise called “Opening the Dragon’s Spine,” exposes fake masters with a single glance, and turns down a ten-million-yuan contract just to set the record straight! In the face of the internet’s frenzied adoration, Lin Xingxing has just one thing to say: “I’m just an ordinary Taoist. There are no immortals in this world. Everyone must believe in science.” Then he steps into the air and flies off on his sword… The whole internet loses it. “Reverend, your sword is literally flying! And you still expect us to believe in science?!”