Absurd and Hilarious? Sorry, I’m Just a Jerk

[Lighthearted Comedy]+ [Ensemble Cast]+ [High Martial]+ [Absurd]

Su Xing transmigrates into a modern world of High Martial arts, but his System says he has to act like a jerk to get stronger.

Restricted zone, nighttime

Su Xing: “You tomboy, did you hear a motorcycle?”

Lin Qing follows the direction of his finger and roars:

“That damn sound is Zhou Yuan snoring!”

+25

Inside the Beifu broadcast hall,

Su Xing looks at the director and sighs:

“As expected of the director. He’s so old, yet still looks great. He doesn’t have a single gray hair.”

Lin Qing roars:

“Director, that’s because he’s freaking bald!”

+65

At the opening ceremony of the world tournament,

Su Xing points at a foreigner and sighs:

“Look, the moment I showed up, I scared that guy’s face black.”

Zi Tianhao says awkwardly:

“That guy’s Black!”

“Oh!” Su Xing looks to the side.

“Look, I scared that guy so badly his face turned pale.”

Zi Tianhao says helplessly:

“That guy’s white!”

“Oh!” Su Xing then turns to Zi Tianhao and sighs:

“Old Zi, why’s your face yellow?”

“I’m freaking Asian!!!”

+85