You Were Supposed to Clear Out the Stock, So Why Did You Turn the Qin Army into Special Forces?

Su Yun binds himself to the Myriad Worlds System, but all he has on hand is a warehouse full of unsold “high-tech junk food.” Inferior braised pork loaded with additives? Qin Shi Huang: “This is dragon meat! It warms the body from head to toe. After my Qin cavalry ate it, they chased the Xiongnu down and hacked at them for three days and three nights!” Colorful drinks made with industrial sweeteners? Huo Qubing: “What a bottle of berserker water! The whole army drank it, and eight hundred cavalry dared to charge into an enemy camp of a hundred thousand!” Starch sausages, canned scraps, preservative-filled bread... The industrial junk modern people turn their noses up at has become “divine military rations” in the eyes of people from every dynasty! Watching his ancestors gobble up the “high-tech junk” and shout as they set out to conquer the world, Su Yun panics. “Please stop eating it! That really is junk food!” Ying Zheng, gifting the Imperial Seal: “No need to be modest, sir. Send me another hundred thousand tons. I’m going to conquer the whole planet!”