I Take Diao Chan and the Qiao Sisters, Then Subdue Sun Quan and Liu Bei to Unite the Three Kingdoms

Everyone knows that I, Lu Bu, am brave but witless, a fickle “servant of three masters.” In this life, now that I've become Lu Fengxian, I'll tear that humiliating label to shreds with my own hands. I am no longer a lapdog at Dong Zhuo's table, nor a pawn in Wang Yun's chain scheme. Diao Chan? She's a capable wife who keeps my household in order, not the root of chaos. The Qiao sisters? They're the gentle refuge at the heart of my plans for Jiangdong, and the starting point of my campaign to conquer the realm. I'll make Liu Bei bow his head and Sun Quan submit. The fierce generals and brilliant strategists scattered by the tides of history, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Jia Xu, Zhou Yu, and the rest, will all serve me! This time, I won't be a homeless dog dying at White Gate Tower. I will be the one and only ruler of this chaotic age! Watch as I use my Sky-Piercing Halberd to pacify the Central Plains, subdue Sun Quan and Liu Bei, and unite the Three Kingdoms!