[Goofy Xianxia x Immortal Bureaucracy x Sweet Romance]
On the first day Matchmaker Yue ran off, my KPI went through the roof!
The toughest assignment in all the Immortal Realm had landed in my lap: cut the romantic ties binding the God of War, Bai Xiao.
This lord had 999 red threads wrapped around his wrist, all forcibly tied on by the female immortals as "arranged marriages."
I nervously snipped away until I reached the 998th thread, when he suddenly grabbed my wrist.
"This one, you are not allowed to cut."
I looked down. The other end of the red thread was tied to my own ring finger.
Worse still, the System flashed a warning:
[Warning: A thousand-year love tribulation remains unresolved. Forcibly severing it will cause the Three Realms' matchmaking system to collapse.]
The Queen Mother was still pressuring me to marry: "Have you found a wife for your nephew yet?"
The entire Immortal Realm was betting: "How many days can this peach blossom spirit last?"
And my former senior brother, Matchmaker Yue, sent me a voice transmission: "Junior Sister, you were the one who placed that curse on him all those years ago... Now it's time to pay your debt."
I stared at the collapsing KPI progress bar, then glanced at the God of War beside me. His face was cold, but he was secretly helping me alter the data.
Fine, I'll take on this mess.
But this time, I'm going to collect with interest and put myself in his matchmaking register, too.
#TheGodOfWarHasHadACrushOnMeForAThousandYears# #IHandleMatchmakingAftercareInTheImmortalRealm# #IWasOnlySupposedToFocusOnMyCareerButNowImInTrouble#
Beautiful! 🥰🥰🥰🥰