After dying suddenly, he transmigrates into the cultivation world as the holy son of a top-tier sect. From the start, he is already chosen to be the next "Divine Fetus"?
Yu Wuchen: Thanks for asking, but no thanks. I just want to lie flat and live to a ripe old age!
To escape the rat race at the top, he ditches his sect and runs a thousand miles away, hiding in the black market to pull a "prank": he brings internet memes to the cultivation world, making up nonsense techniques like the "Heartless Method," the "Shameless Lotus Art," and the "Lazybones Technique," giving them a kernel of proper cultivation fundamentals before casually spreading them around!
He only meant to mock and get back at this wretched world of endless fighting. But then:
A rogue cultivator practices the "Heartless Method," breaks through a three-year bottleneck, and weeps as he cries that it is amazing.
A female cultivator practices the "Shameless Lotus Art," makes an instant comeback, and her sect goes crazy trying to get the complete version.
The entire cultivation world undergoes a radical transformation. Cultivators exchange flirtatious glances and practice the "Loving Fist of Endless Affection" when they meet, and shout "You shameless jerk!" as their ultimate move in battle!
He secretly establishes the Chaos Merchant Guild, sells his bizarre cultivation techniques throughout the entire Xuan Kingdom, and makes a fortune. The major sects beg to work with him, his old sect pursues him to claim him as family, and even the holy maiden of the Bichi Palace comes knocking to ask him to team up!
Yu Wuchen is bewildered: I just wanted to lie flat. How did I accidentally become the cultivation world's biggest disruptor of martial arts?
Very very good and beautiful.