I stayed up all night making up a cultivation realm, then got pulled into it and forced to cultivate.
First Realm: Cry while cursing nine thousand people.
Second Realm: Congratulate a chicken ninety thousand times.
Third Realm: Get rejected after confessing your love ninety thousand times...
While others cultivate immortality, I go crazy. While others build their foundations, I humiliate myself.
I cry my way through the Immortal Sect's grand gathering, curse the whole city into chaos, and steal the Empress's underwear.
The entire cultivation world is hunting me, yet they can only watch as I grow stronger the more I cry.
Later, I reach the pinnacle and become the Dao Ancestor. They kneel and beg me for cultivation techniques.
Wiping away my tears, I say softly:
"Want to learn? First cry nine thousand times, then call me Chicken Bro ninety thousand times."
Everyone: "...Forget it. We won't cultivate immortality after all!"
