Bodhi's First Disciple: Senior Brother Wuchen

After transmigrating as the most good-for-nothing senior disciple under Patriarch Bodhi, all I wanted was to coast through life and survive until the end. But then that monkey wreaked havoc in Heaven. He leveled his Golden Cudgel at the celestial court and laughed at all the gods and Buddhas: “My master, Patriarch Bodhi, only taught me half of what I know.” “For the other half, you’ll have to ask my ‘perfectly ordinary’ senior brother!” In an instant, the Three Realms shook, and every immortal in the heavens fixed their eyes on me. Me: “...” That’s it. The monkey has torn a hole through Heaven itself, and sold me out in the process!