The phone of ordinary office drone Ke Xiangdong has become the most powerful magical artifact in the cultivation world. Every cultivation short video he casually likes comes true in real life. From tempering his body with lightning to flying on a broom, his life spirals further and further out of control. Then he accidentally likes a video titled “Three Steps to Becoming the Lord of the Heavenly Dao,” and every immortal across the Nine Heavens receives a mandatory System update notice. And so a ridiculous new Heavenly Dao, managing the Three Realms with short videos, big data, and user feedback, goes live. The old gods rage, the laws of reality are rewritten, and Ke Xiangdong, a modern young man who hasn’t even formed a Golden Core, must figure out how to be a “product manager”-style Heavenly Dao while evading the Immortal Venerables hunting him and listening to the Three Realms’ inhabitants complain about the new features.