A Lolita Girl’s Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

The raider leader leers at the heroine. “Hey, little miss, that’s a pretty skirt you’ve got on~”

· The heroine trembles. “I-I’ll give you candy…” (Her hand slips beneath her skirt.)

· What she pulls out isn’t candy, but a pistol. She smashes the man across the nose with its butt.

· She follows up by looping the lace ribbon decorating her skirt around his neck and choking him out with a rear-naked choke.

· Sniffling, she looks at her teammates. “H-He touched my skirt…”

· Zhao Tie’s jaw hits the floor. “That ribbon… wasn’t just decoration?!”

· Lu Lin starts getting suspicious. “Who taught you to shoot like that?”

· The heroine plays dumb. “My brother taught me a little…” (In her mind: My coach did. It cost 200 yuan an hour.)