The day Cheng Cheng woke up inside a tragic romance as its heroine, the male lead was gripping her chin and sneering. “Even if you die, you'll still belong to me, Gu Yanzhi.”
She blurted out, “Then be careful not to squeeze too hard. The doctor said my chin is a limited edition.”
The entire prince's manor fell into an eerie silence.
Later, at a palace banquet, she froze the whole room with a terrible joke and teased the aloof prince with cheesy pickup lines.
Everyone was waiting to see her get divorced, but instead the abstinent prince cornered her against a wall, his ears bright red. “...Say that again and see what happens.”
Cheng Cheng blinked innocently. “Brother, I sell my talents, not my body.”
Gu Yanzhi gritted his teeth. “Then I'll buy the whole package!”