Lu Beichen, the ruthless CEO of a publicly listed company, transmigrates after a car accident into the tortured heroine of a novel he'd mocked before bed: the poor woman about to have a kidney removed, become a substitute, and suffer torment of both body and heart.
Faced with the obsessive male lead Gu Yejue's order to remove her kidney, he adjusts his nonexistent glasses and pulls up a virtual PowerPoint from his hospital bed. “Mr. Gu, would you like me to explain the compliant procedures and risk disclosures for organ transplants first?”
From then on, the tortured-romance plot goes completely off the rails.
· The System tells him to [kneel in the rain and beg for forgiveness]. He lays out a waterproof mat, kneels perfectly straight, and uses a waterproof tablet to present “The Optimal Solution to Emotional Disputes and a Compensation Plan.”
· The beloved woman frames him for [pushing someone down the stairs]. He publicly posts the locations of all the security cameras, then submits “An Evidence Chain and Litigation Timeline Concerning Suspected Intentional Assault.”
· The male lead [confines him to a villa]. He immediately sends the mansion's floor plan to a realtor for a rental estimate and drafts an “Agreement for Damages Caused by Unlawful Restraint of Personal Freedom.”
The original male lead offers him shares in his corporation to get back together, while the gentle second male lead waits with a partnership agreement.
Lu Beichen flips through the annual financial report and calmly addresses the System in his mind, which has completely “fallen for him” and can now only ask, “Host, how can we make this scene more satisfying?”
“Next item on the agenda: acquire the male lead's company. As for love, that's a secondary asset I'll consider acquiring only after a successful investor roadshow.”
