I Started Livestreaming Back in My Village, but Nobody Asked You to Make Animals into Gods

[Farming + Livestreaming + Adorable Pets + Spiritual Qi Revival + Mastermind Behind the Scenes]

When a deep-sea monster capsizes an aircraft carrier and the world goes on S-level alert, Jiang Han is riding a great white shark around the high seas. He casually slaps the monster and says, “Hey, buddy, cut it out. You're going to scare everyone in my livestream.”

When an alien fleet blots out the sky and boasts that it will destroy Earth, Jiang Han says, “Gun Gun, go knock that hunk of metal out of the sky. We could use some scrap iron to build a sunshade.”

The very next second, the panda, who usually does nothing but act cute, punches a star destroyer to smithereens.

Jiang Han quits his job and returns to his village, hoping to enjoy a quiet life growing crops and flowers. Who knew he'd accidentally turn Earth into a mythic-level realm?

Netizen: “Streamer, can your dog fly?”

Jiang Han: “That's Erlang Shen's celestial hound.”

Netizen: “Streamer, why does that fish have horns?”

Jiang Han: “Oh, that's the Dragon King of the East Sea. I just appointed him.”