Are You Crazy? You Call This Deserted Island Survival?

To raise money for my mother’s surgery, I joined a wilderness survival challenge with a 99% death rate.

Nearly dead from the start, I unexpectedly activated the All Things Recipe System!

From then on, everything took a bizarre turn.

While the other contestants fought over half an earthworm, my mouth watered at the sight of a puddle of foul-smelling mud.

[Geomagnetic Spirit Spring (low quality): After filtering, it can slightly increase your mental power.]

While the other contestants froze in the downpour, I crunched away on a glowing rock.

[Fire Crystal: Eating it grants a permanent temperature-regulating physique (beginner level)!]

The experts were beside themselves with grief. “He’s lost it! This contestant has completely lost his mind! He’s killing himself!”

Me, burping: “Mmm, spicy beef jerky. That really hits the spot!”

As I ate poisonous mushrooms and gnawed the rust off a sunken ship in the deep sea...

[Congratulations, Host! You have gained ‘Low-Light Vision,’ ‘Underwater Breathing,’ ‘Immunity to All Poisons’...]

The viewers across the internet were stunned. “Bro, we’re just saying, you’re going to eat this island into extinction!”

Wait, you call this survival? I’m just enjoying a Michelin-starred buffet!