Me, Transmigrated to Another World

The Whole Cultivation World Thinks I'm Chanting an Ancient Secret Curse

The day I failed my tribulation, I bound myself to a quirky System.

It said, “This System advocates scientific cultivation. Host, remember this core mantra...”

So I was forced to shout “Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony” in the middle of a war between immortals and demons,

then dragged in a bronze chime set from another world that could sing “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend.”

The entire cultivation world thinks I've grasped a lost Heavenly Dao mantra,

but only I know that next time I summon something, I might have to explain how “core socialist values” can suppress a demon king who's lived for ten thousand years.

And that Immortal Venerable who always tries to swindle the Heavenly Dao is scheming again:

“Young friend, that line, ‘Lucid waters and lush mountains are invaluable assets’... Could you lend me some more merit?”

[An unconventional cultivation story + a barrage of modern memes hitting the traditional cultivation world]

When cultivation meets the core socialist value system...

Heavenly Dao: CPU overloaded. Please stop exploiting bugs, Immortal Venerable!