The Cannon Fodder Only Wants to Gossip, but the Whole Court Falls Apart

[Everyone Can Read Minds + Gossip System + Comedic Pampered Favorite + Underdog’s Comeback] Lin Wan transmigrates into the least noticeable cannon-fodder daughter of the Minister of Rites and binds to a “Gossip System.” Her father is about to bang his head against a pillar in protest, and the whole family is about to be wiped out down to the ninth degree. Lin Wan watches from the sidelines, munching on melon seeds: [Dad, stop trying to smash your head! You think you’re a loyal subject, but your sworn enemy is sleeping in your concubine’s room, spending your money and beating your kid!] Her father, just about to hit the pillar: ??? (He grabs a knife and goes to catch them in the act that very night!) Her eldest brother is the God of War of Great Xia, deeply in love with the woman who saved his life? Lin Wan shakes her head with a sigh: [Wake up, big brother! That woman stole the credit. Your real savior was sold to a brothel, and you’ve been raising her backup lover for three years!] Her brother: !!! (He breaks off the engagement on the spot and goes on a rampage!) The tyrant emperor is moody and unpredictable, killing people for fun? Lin Wan trembles with fear, but screams inwardly: [Holy crap! Is this the famously brutal emperor who’s actually insecure because he can’t perform? He’s so handsome, what a shame he’s all looks and no substance...] The whole court: !!! (Are we allowed to hear this without paying?) The emperor on the dragon throne darkens his face and pins Lin Wan against a wall. “Whether I can perform or not, why don’t you find out tonight, my beloved consort?” Lin Wan is losing her mind. I was only complaining in my head, so why can all of you hear me?! (I’m no good at writing blurbs, so please read the story. If you don’t laugh until you can’t breathe, I lose!)