【Ding! You have a new apocalypse delivery order. Please check it!】
The blood moon rose, and rule-based horror swallowed the world.
While others knelt and struggled to survive amid the horrors, I kept taking orders on time in the apocalypse.
“Hello, your ‘Sanity-Crushing Family Feast’ is here. Please open the door and collect it.”
I knocked on the Slit-Mouthed Woman’s door and handed her a specially prepared blood plasma pack.
She bared her fangs at me. I tapped the System notification: “Dear customer, please remember to leave a five-star review.”
The next second.
【Slit-Mouthed Woman’s favorability +50】
【Reward obtained: Instant-Death Scissors (Say ‘Am I beautiful?’ to the target to trigger the instant-death rule)】
【Bonus gift: One exquisite lipstick (Applying it grants the bewitching effect ‘Perfect Smile’)】
Reborn, I bound myself to the 【Apocalypse Food Delivery System】.
Delivering food to indescribable monsters earned me their exclusive abilities.
While survivors struggled against waves of corpses
I rode an electric scooter transformed from an S-rank Nightmare Beast, crossed a nest of flesh, and delivered “Elder God Milkshakes” to a sleeping young Great Old One.
While humanity’s strongest fighters stopped in despair outside the forbidden zone
I pushed open the door to Morgue Room 404 and smiled at the Stitched Corpse King. “Your ‘Organ Platter’ is here, freshly delivered.”
In my past life, my enemies had shoved me into a monster horde. In this life, they knelt and begged me for a piece of bread.
I glanced at the System’s new order and nodded politely to them:
“Sorry, I’m in a hurry.”
