Everyone's Unhinged, and I'm Their Dark Moonlight

(Cringey old work, don’t read)

Qiu Tang is known throughout the quick transmigration bureau as a “black-sesame dumpling”: soft and sweet on the outside, but stuffed with a black heart.

For the sake of a generous retirement bonus, she takes on a series of broken novel worlds. Her mission is to “reform” dangerously obsessive villains and earn all kinds of emotional points.

But Qiu Tang’s methods of reform are a little different.

Faced with the deranged, obsessive illegitimate son of a wealthy family, she makes him be her dog even when she’s down on her luck, then leaves him to suffer for the rest of his life;

Faced with a gloomy, world-weary painter bent on self-destruction, she’s even crazier than he is, driving him to throw away his razor blades and beg her not to cry;

Faced with an aloof, celibate Buddhist heir from the capital’s elite circle, she flirts with him in public, dragging the untouchable flower down into the sea of earthly desire...

The System trembles in fear: [Host, stop going crazy! Their corruption levels are off the charts!]

Qiu Tang blinks innocently: [That’s just how deeply they love me.]

#EveryoneHasAnUnrequitedCrush #TheDramaQueensGuideToSelfImprovement #TopHuntersOftenPoseAsPrey

(Important: The heroine has no heart. She makes the men suffer, body and soul, depending on her mood. The more dog-training scenes, the better.)