A Blind Date with a Fellow Mental Hospital Patient

Name: A Blind Date with a Fellow Mental Hospital Patient
Author: Withered Tears

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by Withered Tears (干涸泪)

Status: Completed
Length: 150k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Jin Xi’ang has just been released from a psychiatric hospital when his mother hands him a matchmaking ticket. “It’s a man. Go.”

He goes along with it, guided by his new life motto: “Let other people wear themselves out. I won’t wear myself out.”

But sitting across from him in the café is Liu Youjue, a fellow patient with bipolar disorder whom he spent two years in treatment with.

They stare at each other for three seconds, then slap the table and burst out laughing. “Hahahaha, you’re still not cured either?!”

From then on, Jin Xi’ang’s bizarre daily life includes things like: “Today Liu Youjue and I turned the speakers for the neighborhood square dancers into death metal. The aunties chased us for three blocks.”

Meanwhile, Liu Youjue’s approach to dealing with things levels up: “My boyfriend’s getting bullied by a coworker? I’ll grab a stun baton and pepper spray.”

Then one day, Jin Xi’ang stares at Liu Youjue’s hand-drawn proposal titled “The Great Proposal Battle: Use Sleep Gas First, Then Roses,” deep in thought.

Maybe these two really can stay crazy for each other for the rest of their lives.