I Had an Affair with the Boss's Wife, Only to Discover She's a Ghost

From the start, I cheated with the boss's wife and ended up living with a female ghost. Su Xue (gazing at me dreamily): “My husband, your yang energy is so warm...” Me: “You bet! You scared me so badly I'm about to burst into flames!” Daoist Master Yipin (counting on his fingers): “Disciple, your brow is dark, and you're fated to suffer a peach-blossom calamity. This is a most ominous sign!” Me (rolling my eyes): “Say it plainly.” The Daoist Master (rubbing his hands together): “That'll cost extra.” I was in tears. Other people spend money on romance, but my love life costs me my life! I can't stomach even one bite of this free meal!