After transmigrating into the Primordial World for a thousand years, Lin Daoyan has quietly cultivated his way to becoming a Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect.
From the start, he joins the chat group of myriad heavens, only to discover that its members are Haruhi Suzumiya, Angel Yan, and Feng Baobao.
He had hoped to quietly focus on signing in, but his senior fellow disciple Yuding drags him off to "claim a treasure":
"Junior Brother, that Maitreya Buddha at the foot of the mountain wants to steal our stuff."
Lin Daoyan silently raises his Heaven-Burning Feather Fan:
"Then let's send him to the next life."
From then on, the Primordial World takes a sudden turn:
He shuts himself away on Mount Kunlun to chat with the group, collecting spiritual treasures with one hand and teaching his groupmates to cultivate immortality with the other.
"Yan, I sent you the Golden Immortal data."
"Baobao, is burying this guy three zhang deep enough?"
"Captain, this is the 'alien' you were talking about."
Then the Investiture of the Gods calamity begins...
Yuanshi Tianzun gazes at his disciple, who holds the Pure World White Lotus and possesses secret arts from myriad heavens, lost in thought:
"Just how did you cultivate this Dao of yours?"
Lin Daoyan smiles and bows:
"Master, I call it attaining the Dao through a chat group."
I have to let you Shennong have a taste [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]