Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing Both Want to Marry Me. Who Should I Choose?

[Gender Disguise] [System] [Bewitching Demons Pursue Him] [Hilarious]

Song Ling transmigrates to another world and binds himself to a merit System stuck at 99%. His pharmacy is across the street from a brothel.

One day, his good brother Qin Yue comes calling: "Brother Song, do you want a wife? My younger sister Xiao Qing is as beautiful as a flower!"

Song Ling: "...Grow an Adam's apple first, then we'll talk."

It isn't until the merit System activates that he discovers the truth:

Qin Yue, the sworn brother he has been arm in arm with all day, is actually a Green Snake woman disguised as a man!

The White Snake comes seeking treatment for stomach pain, the Green Snake climbs into his bed in the middle of the night, and even the pharmacy sign turns into "Master Gynecologist (Specializing in Snake Demons)."

"Ding! Treat the White Snake and receive a thousand years of cultivation!"

"Wait, Xiao Qing, what are you doing with that rope?!"

From then on, the White Snake repays his kindness while the Green Snake competes for his affection!

"I'm really not Xu Xian!"