Reclusive Martial God: Relentlessly Flirted With by a Girl Group

Lin Yi is a screenwriter, but there’s something a little “uncanny” about what he writes.

He writes The Way of Medicine, and after reading the script, a cool, aloof genius doctor breaks down in tears and begs to become his personal nurse, just to learn his signature “Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles.”

He writes The Assassin, and after reading the script, a gorgeous, icy policewoman climbs through his window in the middle of the night, blushing as she insists on providing him with “close protection.”

He writes The Overbearing CEO, and after reading the script, a corporate chairwoman worth hundreds of billions tosses him the company seal. “Lin Yi, the love in your script is too fake. I want to make it real with you.”

Lin Yi is at his wit’s end.

“Ladies, please behave yourselves! I really only know how to write scripts. I can’t fight, and I don’t know anything about medicine!”

The goddesses all look at the villain Lin Yi just slapped into a wall and roll their eyes in unison:

“Do you really think we believe you?”