Honkai: Star Rail: Simulated Universe? No, This Is a Live-Action Promo

After transmigrating into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, Lin Xing looks at the fully built characters on his phone and bursts out laughing.

Lord Ravagers, Emanators of the Aeons? I can put together a full team with max Eidolons and maxed-out Light Cones in no time!

That is, until he tries to put a swimsuit outfit on the Himeko he summoned and gets a scalding-hot coffee mug to the face.

“Young man, want to see Big Sis change?”

Himeko rolls her wrist, smiling dangerously.

“First, explain why there are thirty jackets just like mine in your inventory.”

Then Blade, his memories in disarray, comes after him for “child support,” while Kafka asks with a smile why the “script” went wrong...

Lin Xing crouches down, clutching his head, and finally realizes:

How is this cheating?

It’s clearly signing up to be a full-time nanny for the problem children of the entire universe!